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Joke of the Day
"My friend said he had a hole in his sock. I replied, ""Darn it!"""
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"How come the Welsh can't keep track of how many they've had sex with with? Well, they start counting, but they fall asleep before they're finished."
"I've noticed something about /r/Jokes... ...all the comments are very punny."
"Nicholas Cage was only good in FaceOff because he was played by John Travolta."
"Soda Can Yesterday someone hit my head with a soda can, luckily it was a soft drink."
"Two fish are in a tank... ...one says, ""You shoot, I'll drive!"""
"Stevie Wonder got divorced several weeks back. Wonder if he's seeing anyone yet?"
"You always hear a stake through the heart is an effective way to kill a vampire, but actually, it's an effective way to kill lots of things"
"Why did the blonde move to California? To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6"
"They say money doesn't grow on trees But my cousin planted a few bushes with a funny smell in his wardrobe and is now making 4k a week"