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Joke of the Day

"Everyone keeps saying ""0scars r our Olympics!"" O for f*ck sake. And our Pussy Riot is Justin Beiber fighting Shia lebeouf"

"Who wants to go to walmart and show off our teeth?"

"My Bakery Burned Down Last Night... Now my business is toast!"

"When I asked for my wife's hand in marriage, I didn't realize how often I'd just get the finger."

"Even though the country is called Iceland, its winters are actually quite mild. Guess they should have called it Chile"

"Nice try horror movies, but everyone in my generation is already terrified to answer their phones"

"What does it mean when a girl likes a 12 inch dick? She has a foot fetish. :D"

"What do you call an aborted baby Spawn Kill"

"Fact. The average man thinks about sex every tits seconds."

"I invited a friend to go hunt some gods with me... But he just can't deicide."