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Joke of the Day

"How do your organize a space party? You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)"

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"I could not have been the first to figure this out? soo. Wetty Fap ;)"
"HR said I'm not allowed to try to hang co-workers with an extension cord. Dunno what I'm supposed to use though, they wouldn't tell me."
"Did you hear about the fish that walked into the chip shop?? He got battered!!"
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"What do you call an Argentinian victim of grand theft auto? Carlos"