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Joke of the Day
"I could not have been the first to figure this out? soo. Wetty Fap ;)"
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"How do you use calculus in real life? You integrate it"
"Let me put on my thinking cap hmmm... all I'm coming up with is ""I'm a sentient garment my very existence is a horror kill me now""."
"What do you do when you see a penis drawn on the wall? You rub it off."
"Cop: What is your line of business? Me [mumbling]: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening."
"I thought the recipe was for making margarine, however, it churned out to be butter."
"Doctor: ""I'm afraid you have Alzheimer's AND you have Lupus..."" Patient: ""...well at least I don't have Lupus."""
"What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!"
"I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all."
"What is America worth? Nothing, it's a free country."