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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the fish that walked into the chip shop?? He got battered!!"
Next Joke
"next time you feel depressed with yourself, remember that you're about 70% water & thats cool af"
"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumsiser? He got the sack."
"Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness? Mack-a-Dameon."
"Whenever someone says ""I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart"", all I hear is ""I know where you can buy drugs"""
"Did you hear about them computer geeks, who were also miners by trade, who sang a cover of that Motorhead song? They called it The Acer Spades."
"What happens when The Past, Present, and Future walk in to a bar? It becomes very tense."
"Having to hide your euphoria when a friend says ""I'm going to have to cancel tonight"""
"What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks? A Roman Catholic."
"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate BAAA"