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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Argentinian victim of grand theft auto? Carlos"
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"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit sir. Our chef used to be a tailor."
"My marriage is a mess and I'm in real financial trouble. But the McRib will return one day, and that's what keeps me going."
"Why did the orgy fail? No one came."
"How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase? They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)"
"""I gotta 'A' in spelling"" Tony told his father. ""You dope!"" he replied. ""There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"""
"My sister got upset that I washed our puppy with my own, human shampoo. I reassured her it had already been tested on dogs."
"What did god say when he created the first black man? fuck you"
"Q: What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl? A: Pittsburg Steelers"
"If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one...?"