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Joke of the Day
"Mary had a little lamb... ... and the doctor fainted."
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"BLONDE ALE Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."
"ME: hah, no way. well, maybe sometimes- or i guess...yes? i don't know, what was the question again INTERVIEWER: are you indecisive"
"why can't conservatives work at a checkout counter? Because they don't like change..."
"My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell today! Technically he said, 'Less McDonalds' but I'm pretty sure I knew what he meant."
"First time flying huh? -Yeah how could you tell? Just a hunch. You wanna come down to your seat? The overhead bin is typically for luggage."
"Anne Hathaway always looks like she's unwrapping a gift but she already knows what it is"
"I'm kinda terrified for 2015 2 + 0 + 1 + 5 = 8. The EXACT number of nipples Hitler would've had if he had 6 more nipples!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !"
"My therapist said that I second guess myself too much. [deleted]"