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Joke of the Day
"Mary had a little lamb... ... and the doctor fainted."
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"""You won't like me when I take my estrogen pill."" -Bruce Jenner"
"What do you call 2 Mexicans playing Basketball? Juan on Juan"
"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go in a store without Robin"
"sometimes i wonder was it worth it to get laid at the expense of covering my firewood pile when it was about to rain? no... it never is"
"What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator? A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out."
"Mad Man Wife: How would you feel if I die? Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you? Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!"
"A wise man once said that life is like a box of chocolates the black ones don't last very long"
"*Orders pizza* What a night *Phone buzzes* And a text? Killing it *checks phone* ok that was the pizza confirmation but still cruising"
"Why did Mary fell from the swing ? Because she hasn't got arms !"