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Joke of the Day
"My Girlfriend Called Me A Pedophile... I said: ""That's an awfully big word for a 6 year old!"""
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"""Five year plan?"" [shuffles papers] ...written down here somewhere ... Ahh, here it is, lemme clean the cheese off this Mcmuffin wrapper"
"The second world war should have been called world war returns"
"Did you see the news about the Governor of Alabama's mansion burning down? Damn near took out the entire trailer park."
"What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court!!!"
"My brother and I both like our women like our coffee... He likes them hot and black. I like them cold and bitter."
"Went to kill a spider with a rolled up newspaper and all it did was sit there and laugh at me for still reading a newspaper."
"Where does geography and geography meet? The Bermuda Triangle."
"I have invented a revolutionary drug that can cure third-world hunger... Just take one little pill with a meal 3x per day."
"A nurse found a rectal thermometer... A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her top breast pocket. ""Some assholes got my pen"" she said."