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Joke of the Day
"My Girlfriend Called Me A Pedophile... I said: ""That's an awfully big word for a 6 year old!"""
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"Yo momma so fat... yo momma so fat, I crashed into her for 15 minutes"
"Can you find the the mistake...? Can you find the the mistake 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20?"
"Why did the smartphone go to jail... [OC] Because it was charged with battery"
"How's a divorce like a hurricane... There's a bunch of sucking and blowing, but in the end she takes your house."
"How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed? 'Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!"
"What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists? Baryon my wayward son!"
"What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle? Octopus Prime."
"Sadly.. ..some frogs have been known to Kermit suicide"
"How much cocaine is 2 much? Do u think security will view me ridding the elevator from the 1st to 2nd floor for the past 3hrs suspicious??"