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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist? A pervert."

"I knew you'd come crawling back the minute I stole your wheelchair"

"If Chris Redfield worked pest control... It would be called Resident Weavile."

"Does anyone know any good renal/kidney jokes? I'm in nursing school right now and there's a competition in one of my classes for the funniest renal joke. I can't think of any! Help?"

"What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started? Looking for Jobs."

"I've always wondered why Rolf Harris never played any string instruments But I guess he figured out other ways to finger a minor"

"That Allah guy sure is popular... I mean...His biggest fans are all dying to meet him."

"I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 7 years in a row now."

"How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail!"

"I like my underwear the way i like my Ronda Rousey fights Boxer brief"