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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne? Bolognese sauce"
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"Did you year about the chinese male prostitute? He'll give you a Bro-Job."
"My doctor was concerned about my health My doctor was concerned about my colon's health and wanted two stool samples, but I couldn't give two shits."
"Why are all German cats dead? They have nein lives."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, and one is a little lighter."
"A couple of camels are walking in the dessert... And I was like: hey get out of my ice cream cake, you camels."
"What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs? Names."
"I couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me!"
"Funny how bullies only bully people who are susceptible to bullying. They don't bully people who'd throat punch em without thinking twice."
"A programmer goes on a walk. Before he leaves the house his wife tells him: ""While you are outside, please buy some bread."" He never returned."