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Joke of the Day
"I couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me!"
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"I don't care about heaven when I die I just want to know which words I used the most and how many bears I unknowingly walked by &other stats"
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist fucks."
"Envelope containing poop. Sorry for the shit post."
"I hear they might change reddit's name to something more appropriate... Blueit, perhaps?"
"Of course bears shit in the woods, they do most of their stuff in the woods, very few bears own a house."
"I really don't appreciate ghosts coming back from the dead just to tell me I'm doing a bad job. Boooooo"
"I have Ebola... ebola cerial."
"Three rifles walk into a bar... ... and one of them was assault."
"I thought I could take my dog with me to the gym today, but it didn't work out."