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Joke of the Day

"A programmer goes on a walk. Before he leaves the house his wife tells him: ""While you are outside, please buy some bread."" He never returned."

"I must remember...no matter how well hidden I might be in my cardoard box fort, my boss can still track me down by the giggling."

"Like a flat tire.......how I'm rolling this morning."

"[Truth or Dare] Her: What's your biggest secret? Salazar Slytherin: *sweating* No secrets here haha. Definitely not a chamber full of 'em"

"The human torch was denied a bank loan..."

"Why do Jews hate sex? Because porkin isn't kosher."

"What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead."

"[on first date] I'll have an iced tea, please. Waiter: Sure. Ummm...anything for the balloon with a woman's face drawn on it?"

"Knock! Knock!"

"Do you know why computer parts are not expensive? Because they are micro-cheap."