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Joke of the Day
"Why are all German cats dead? They have nein lives."
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"Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer The first cannibal asks ""Does it taste funny?"" The second cannibal turns around and says ""nope."""
"Q: What do you call a girl with only one leg? A: Eileen"
"I'm going to create a Mexican supremacist group called the ??? The que que que?"
"If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day but... if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your job as a parent is pretty much done"
"Did you hear about the paperboy who masturbated on the job? It was all over the news! (Can't remember where I heard this, so sorry if its a repost)"
"What did the Florida boy have on his feet? Crocs"
"I asked my Indian father for a PS3 He said ""No beta, it's pronounced PH.D."""
"Sometimes I really think about killing myself. I don't. But I *really* think about it."
"Today is the coldest day of the year... And the warmest, shortest, longest, driest and most wet."