42423

Joke of the Day

"A couple of camels are walking in the dessert... And I was like: hey get out of my ice cream cake, you camels."

Next Joke
 
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open when she brings it to you."
"When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......"
"What is the pinnacle of laziness? Having a remote control for your remote control."
"I would tell a chemistry joke.. But all the good ones Argon"
"The fast and the furious 8 (spoiler alert)"
"Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs? Because it's full of bad yolks."
"What do you call a parent named Lee? Apparently"
"When I was born, I was given a choice a big pecker or a good memory.... I don't remember what I chose"
"Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church? He was invited to thunday math."