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Joke of the Day
"Did you year about the chinese male prostitute? He'll give you a Bro-Job."
Next Joke
"My wife's cock crazy... Two licks then she goes nuts."
"[5 year old tugs on pant leg] Daddy if time stops at the speed of light then photons aren't actually moving, so is everything we see a lie?"
"Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers.. If you do find one... What's your plan?"
"How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count? You have to chew before you swallow."
"What is a Fecalpheliac's favorite time of day? Ate Turdy"
"What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck his dick."
"The worst thing about finding out Santa isn't real is that you realise it was your parents who were to blame for all the terrible presents"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."