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Joke of the Day

"My parents treat me like a god They dont believe in me"

"There's an entire group of white people who believe the most cultured thing you can do is decorate your home with weird Asian themed stuff."

"In the words of a famous troublemaker I have a dream."

"The hoodie & shorts combo outfit, because you almost understand how body heat works."

"What's the difference between a good joke And a bad joke the timing"

"What do you call a Mexican child? A paragraph, because he isn't yet an ese."

"When I was a kid, I really thought piranhas were going to be pretty much a daily concern."

"How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish."

"Currently searching the want ads for a place that will pay a good salary for me to just curl up in a ball and give up."

"*walks by HR door for 11th time to see if she's not there so I can take some candy off her desk* HR: Do you need something Josh? me: Nope"