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Joke of the Day
"Why are pigs such great football fans? They're always rooting."
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"*Dog puts cupcake on my nose and tells me to ""stay"""
"My girlfriend and I were arguing and she asked me to see things from her point of view So I went to the kitchen and looked out the window."
"The NFL replacement refs"
"I wake up relatively happy every morning. Then I interact with other people and things change quickly."
"Husband comes home with a duck under his arm. ""Look. This is the pig I've been fucking."" The wife says, ""That's not a pig, that's a duck."" The husband says, ""I wasn't talking to you."""
"This Friday millions of people will risk getting trampled to get the best seat on a car This is commonly referred to as 'Rebecca Black Friday'."
"I like to go up to people I haven't seen in ten years and say, ""Was THIS your card?!"""
"What is a suicide bomber's biggest fear? Dying alone."
"Who burns their own city down? The people of Ferguson."