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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: FBI discovers that Hillary's 30,000 deleted emails were all Facebook notifications from Biden tagging her on cat videos."

"The issue of cannibalism and the afterlife A cannibal dies. He moves on to the afterlife. He goes to a bar. He drinks a spirit. He says ""sorry, I needed seconds.""."

"I'm not saying I hate you, I'm just saying that if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus."

"Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO? Because they're always bunny-hopping."

"I can't wait to listen to the new Kelly Rowland album... I believe it's called ""Milk, Milk"""

"A woman, two Hispanics, a black guy, and a white guy all walk into a bar... They then run for the Republican nomination for President"

"Dog keeps sighing melodramatically. I know he wants me to ask him what's wrong, but I'm not falling for it."

"Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery"

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible."

"Three guys walk into a bar... They grab a couple of drinks, pay in full and leave like the good people they are."