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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an exploding horse? Neigh-Palm"
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"In the news today What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common? They're both expatriots (expatriates)."
"At Indian Restaurant ""Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"" ""Samosa?"" ""No, thank you, I'm full now."""
"As a white man I can't say the word Ni.... But I can say ""thank you for the warning officer.."""
"Q: What do you call a judge with no thumbs? A: Justice Fingers."
"What did the horse say to the group of kids. Haaaaay you guuuysss Hahahah hope youvliked it worked pretty darn hard.comon up woth thisnfunny joke, cya hahahahha lol"
"What do you do with a Jew who has ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp"
"If you had to choose between your SO and 1 millions dollars... What is the first thing you would buy?"
"What are the level differences between nannies? Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale."
"I was recently on Safari in the Serengeti and witnessed two huge male lions, taking it in turns to shag each other. I thought, ""Fcuk me, have they got no pride?"""