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Joke of the Day
"What's the only buttons that work on a redditor's computer? Copy + paste..."
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"A husband says to his wife, ""What would you do if I won Lotto?"" She says, ""I'd take half, then leave you."" ""Excellent,"" he replies, ""I won $12, here's $6 - now fuck off!"""
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