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Joke of the Day

"tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i've lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it"

"What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons."

"Astronomy Hitler Hitler found a gas planet, he named it Jewpiter ""Probably"" the worst joke"

"The Mexican Magician A Mexican magician declares that he will disappear on the count of three. He begins to count, ""uno, dos..."" *POOF* The magician vanished without a tres."

"Why can't ethiopians take med pills? Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach."

"How did the pastry chef do on the donut-making exam? She passed with frying crullers."

"What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? ""Are you my mother?"""

"Whats the difference between a hispanic and a book. The book has papers."

"Always ask your girlfriend if she is actually a transvestite before you start dating her. I learned it the hard way."

"They say it takes more muscles in your face to frown than it does to smile. So, I say exercise your face... Get married and have teenage children. You will be frowning more than you imagined."