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Joke of the Day

"Why does the shortage of strip clubs in the middle east make ISIS so angry? Because there aren't enough ho stages."

"I was recently employed as a sewage worker It's a shit job."

"I like my women like I like my wine Eight years old and locked up in a cellar"

"LPT: If a stranger offers you drugs... Say ""Thank you!"", as drugs are expensive."

"What would be a terrible name for a new beer? Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer? A: ""Mondays""...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays..."

"How did the lion lose at poker? He was playing with a cheetah."

"I quit my band, 1023MB, the other day... We never had a Gig."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !"

"I always rode clean. Always. Never won any bike races. Never competed. Don't even really know how to ride a bike. #vindicated"

"What kind of cheese did Medusa eat? Gorgon zola."