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Joke of the Day

"What's a basic girl's favorite vegetable? Asperrygus"

"What do you call the crazy people who always hang out with musicians? Bass players"

"A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke. Knock knock. *-Who's there?* Interrupting cow. *-Interrup-* **MOO**"

"What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler? They would have discovered Penicil(e^(x))"

"I tried anal once It was fucking shit"

"Why do christians burn fossil fuels? They're trying to destroy the evidence."

"Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing."

"When I get a little tipsy I like to go to a random neighbourhood, knock on the door and say, ""Sarah Connor?""."

"Trump is asked what his position on women's issues Trump replies ""Look, I know a lot of women and they all have issues"""

"Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go round the earth for 24 hours, so they called it a day. I'm sorry. Edit: FFS guys it's a ruddy joke. It doesn't have to be scientifically accurate"