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Joke of the Day
"Your pants are so tight... ...you can't even get a leg up on the situation!"
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"What's the most popular form of martial arts in Israel? Jew-jitsu"
"You think you have a bad job? I'm working at the Return Desk at Toy R' Us in Connecticut"
"Do you know how old I am? I'm so old that I was around when the Dead Sea was just sick. (Told to me by my grandfather)"
"I got really drunk last night, so I decided to take the bus home... I've never driven a bus before!"
"If you want to be remembered when you die... Borrow money from everyone you know"
"A blind woman once told me.. A blind woman once told me I had a nice girth on my cock. But I think she was just pulling my leg."
"My new house has special needs It has a re-tarred driveway."
"I don't repeat gossip So listen carefully the first time"
"""Daddy, where are all the bastards?"" Puzzled, I looked at my four year old son in the mirror. ""What do you mean?"", I asked him. ""Well, when mummy is driving there are bastards everywhere."""