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Joke of the Day

"A blind woman once told me.. A blind woman once told me I had a nice girth on my cock. But I think she was just pulling my leg."

"What does a Mermaid bring to math class? An algae-bra."

"So I got banned from the DIY store. I was just looking for a vibrator."

"Knock knock... ""Who's there"" ""Ya mum"""

"Only one person cried when Chuck Norris was born and that was the doctor.... no one slaps Chuck Norris"

"Error: We only accept Word files (.doc or .docx) It is 2014 and we just plain dont know how to open a pdf. it is too hard"

"Why do Canadians like number systems greater than Base-10? Because 7 8 9, A?"

"Homework. Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge."

"A priest, a child abuser and just plain pedophile went to a bar. And he ordered one drink."

"A man orders a large cup of coke with ice Upon receiving his drink he began to wonder why his hands were so cold. Then he realized that just ice was served."