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Joke of the Day

"I got really drunk last night, so I decided to take the bus home... I've never driven a bus before!"

"Alzheimer's can't be that bad You get a chance to meet new people every day."

"A lot of people look at Russian roulette as a negative game, but statistically it's actually one of the only games you can't lose twice"

"What's the difference between the US and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture."

"The main reason why Harambe the Gorilla was shot It was black"

"Excuse me, are of French Royalty? Because M'damn"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the light bulb for being broke."

"A Joke walks into a bar And everyone laughs!"

"Why does Anders Brevik oppose gassing the Muslims? Because he knows it's a waste of time, it's impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower"

"My GF's jokes. #1 What type of car does James Bond drive? 00-Sedan"