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Joke of the Day

"I got really drunk last night, so I decided to take the bus home... I've never driven a bus before!"

"So Hitler was helping Anne Frank with her homework. She was having alot of trouble with it, so Hitler said ""It's ok Anne, you just need more concentration!"""

"My three year old son, Basil, says that since none of us invented language we should stop appropriating words."

"Why did the sperm cross the road Because I put the wrong sock on this morning"

"Couple of girlfriends decided to go out on girls night. But they had nothing to talk about, because all of them showed up."

"A guy says to a girl ""hey, can I smell your feet?"" She says ""NO!!"" ""Oh, it must be your pussy then."""

"Colonel Mustard invited me to the library to check out his candlestick collection, but I dunno... I got a bad feeling."

"What happened when fire and the wheel were invented? People got lit and turnt."

"What do you call pigs in a demolition derby? Crashing boars."

"Did you know humans are born with four kidneys? Two of them grow into adult knees."