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Joke of the Day
"My new house has special needs It has a re-tarred driveway."
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"My position on marijuana is slumped in a beanbag chair."
"My views are my own, although they're heavily based on some stuff Jon Stewart said on TV last night, and the general vibe of the internet."
"Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures"
"Did you hear about the suicidal comedian? He fell flat."
"I accidentally caught my nuts in a barbed wire fence and now I'm the frontman of a Maroon 5 cover band."
"A guy started Social Network rehab centre; It has no computers, no wifi, no mobiles, no tablets & no customers"
"What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken? Brown chicken brown cow ;)"
"Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?"
"there is this mom at work who breastfeeds her kid every meeting is a lunch meeting"