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Joke of the Day
"What's the most popular form of martial arts in Israel? Jew-jitsu"
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"Doesn't count, officer, you forgot to read me my amanda rights! ""Your what?"" You know, my... [mumbles] banana rights."
"The best part of September is fucking with Green Day during their hibernation."
"14yo: Have you ever smoked marijuana? Me: Today? 14yo: What? Me: What?"
"What's the strongest letter in the alphabet? ***P*** Even Superman can't hold it."
"How does an Australian shave? Rise up lights"
"What do you call the space between a Mormon's butthole and balls? a Latter-day taint!"
"My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don't exist. He's busy vacuuming now."
"What is Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1"
"TIFU Up is my horse"