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Joke of the Day

"So a baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""what can I get you?"". The baby seal replies "" anything but a Canadian club on the rocks""."

"Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store? For the watch!"

"Chinese numbers I asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number. -She replied, ""Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight."" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""

"My mom still tells me not to talk to strangers. I'm 22 mom, I don't talk to strangers, I sleep with them."

"2 black people are quickly walking to work get it?"

"Why do teenage girls have groups in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"I got arrested for having sex in a park. Luckily, I know some guys so I only got away with necrophilia."

"In Australia your best friend and your worst enemy are both called a.. Cunt"

"A man woke up in a hospital. After a serious accident he shouted out, ""Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor replied, I know you can't I've cut off your arms!"

"How did the butcher cure cancer? With salt."