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Joke of the Day

"How did the butcher cure cancer? With salt."

"Knock knock... * Who's there? * Freep * Freep Who? * No thanks!"

"Did you hear Peter Dinklage got pickpocketed? Who would stoop that low?"

"Economic research Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle attract the most interest."

"FACT: if a cop says FREEZE and then you say ""now everybody clap yo hands"" he has to drop his gun and clap and then you can get away."

"How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year? At least a brazillion dollars..."

"I was at a cafe when a Frenchman spilled water on himself. It was a pretty l'eau point in his life. (L'eau is French for water)"

"What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave? We only have a Toot in common."

"If Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are on a boat together, and it sinks, who survives? America"

"Why don't women wear skirts in the winter? Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich?"