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Joke of the Day
"Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors? If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan! ^I'm^so^sorry"
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"Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention? Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha"
"FOR SALE: Faulty Guitar. No strings attached."
"You know why most americans love minions so much? Because they resemble Twinkies.."
"Why didn't anyone like the bread store owner? He was pretty loafsome"
"I blur that line between ""not a morning person"" and ""serial killer."""
"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... But then I turned myself around"
"I met a Slavic feminist once. She told me to Czech my privilege."
"What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho? A Baked Potato"
"They say you can find out what kind of person someone is by the porn they watch... ...turns out I'm a lesbian."