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Joke of the Day

"My mom still tells me not to talk to strangers. I'm 22 mom, I don't talk to strangers, I sleep with them."

"If I die in a fire, I want my last words on my grave... ... ""I won't die, I'm 70% water!"""

"Knock knock Who's there ? Siobhan Siobhan who? Siobhan your knickers, your dad's home."

"The best joke of all... ...is the number of this sub's subscribers"

"What do you call saplings in the army? the infantry"

"Him: I hope you die a slow painful death Me: oh, no I'm not married"

"What do Mexicans call a commando? A Juan man army..."

"you know when a kid calls their stepmom by their first name? we should weaponize that"

"Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill."

"My wife tried to lecture me about ""mansplaining""... ...but, as usual, she had it all wrong."