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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store? For the watch!"
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"I once knew a Vulcan who grew up in London He had a Spockney accent."
"Jokes about women's menstruation aren't funny. Period."
"Is there a hole in your shoe? No?! Then how'd you get your foot in it?!"