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Joke of the Day

"2 black people are quickly walking to work get it?"

"What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac? He had a *lovely finish*."

"Little did he know that his foot powered filing system would have made him billions if he had only thought of a better name - The Ped-o-file"

"Why are some chillies nosy? They're jalapeno business"

"What's the safest font? Helmetica."

"The Canadian version of Breaking Bad is kind of lame. It ends after he gets cancer and his treatment is totally paid for by the government."

"Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R."

"Something is fishy do crabs think fish are flying?"

"You know you're awesome when Facebook suggests people you have already had sex with."

"How are women like KFC? After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in"