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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican midget prostitute? Cunts-way-low!"
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"If you ever need some really poor grammar I'm you're guy"
"*anna quietly knocks on elsa's door after olaf falls asleep* do you wanna kill a snowman?"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they just beat the room for being black"
"There are only two types of people in this world People who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"All the Geology majors at my university smoke a lot weed. I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners."
"I think my girlfriend might be mad at me, so I'm going to make her a mix-tape to show her how much I care."
"What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children? Fight for your right to padre"
"Yo momma's so fat... Her Patronus is a Birthday Cake."
"If Steve Rogers was a drink, what drink would he be? An Iced Cap"