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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma's so fat... Her Patronus is a Birthday Cake."

"Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power"

"There will only be 7 planets left... After I destroy Uranus."

"Why'd the chicken cross the road.? [reasons unknown]"

"Did you hear about the guy that went to court over a stolen bag? It was a brief case."

"Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth."

"I must admit, my ""Kiss Me, I Have The Zika Virus"" T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car."

"Cracked me up when I was 5, still cracks me up as an adult. Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers!"

"My wife told me she thinks men in camouflage look sexy... I just can't see it."

"With Facebook, you can stay in touch with people you would otherwise never talk to, but that's only one of the many awful things about it"