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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy whose penis looks like Professor X? The resemblance is uncanny."
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"""I love it when we finish each other."" ""You mean: other's sentences?"" ""No."""
"Frozen (2013): A girl with magical powers causes adults to talk nonstop about a movie for children"
"They should bring lacrosse to the X Games... It would be a great opportunity to advertise ex-lax"
"What's the hardest thing about becoming a lawyer in Ireland? Passing the bar."
"What do you call a girl on her period? Call her next week."
"Her: OMG you're alive!!! I heard you bought the farm! ME: No no, I bought ""a"" farm. HER: but I told everyone you're dead! ME: That's fine"
"Me: Read this tweet. Wife: Sure. Me: Is it racist? Wife: No. Me: Sexist? Wife: No. Me: Is it offensive at all? Wife: No. Me: *deletes tweet*"
"My sister called in a panic to say she'd dropped my kid. I didn't even know she was pregnant."
"Stop Flaming Faggots! A Non profit dedicated to informing the public about the fire dangers of bundled sticks and stacked firewood."