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Joke of the Day

"*anna quietly knocks on elsa's door after olaf falls asleep* do you wanna kill a snowman?"

"What do you call someone that goes down on both genders? Bilingual."

"Why was Hitler better than Jesus (offensive)? Belated Hitler birthday joke! Jesus may have fed 5,000 people with a few loaves of bread and fish, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"What's the worst thing about having sex with a Bulimic? She won't swallow"

"Why did the kids get in trouble for eating the sausages? They were brats"

"[At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* This is my body *raises wine* & my blood *pulls out 8 of Clubs* & this is your card *Apostles go nuts*"

"There is nothing like the sound of a child's laughter to remind you that your apartment is haunted."

"I had my FIRST THREE WAY!!! There were a couple of no-shows, but I STILL HAD A GREAT TIME!!"

"How do you make a horomone? You refuse to pay her Courtesy of my grandmother"

"Which part of a vegetable isn't edible? His wheelchair."