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Joke of the Day
"If Steve Rogers was a drink, what drink would he be? An Iced Cap"
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"How come Miss Piggy couldn't talk? She had a frog in her throat."
"Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats? Pier Pressure"
"Me: Siri, how do I look? Siri: Well, at least you tried"
"Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."
"I'm only putting a picture of me in my locket. This proves I'm independent."
"Things Michael J. Fox would be good at Grating Parmesan cheese."
"So a rabbi, a bishop, a black guy and a mathematician walk into a bar... ...the bartender looks at them and says ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""
"There's safety in numbers. Unless there are 6,000,000 of you. And you're Jews."
"A seal walks into a club... Lets say that he got knocked up just a little to hard."