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Joke of the Day
"If you ever need some really poor grammar I'm you're guy"
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"What is Jasmine Tridevil's (girl with 3 boobs), favorite type of cake? Tres Leches!"
"I used to like Mitch Hedberg I still do but I used to too. RIP Mitch, we miss you."
"There was an explosion at my favorite restaurant last night. News reports say that someone ordered the ""chicken a la Hu-akbar."""
"[Amphibian Playground] BULLFROG: look at all u lil toad nerds TOAD: help! a BULLYfrog! TEACHER SNAKE: i'll handle this *eats everyone*"
"How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you can throw them"
"Guys, don't tell 9/11 jokes. They're just plane wrong"
"A bag of flour is bragging to his friend about his new girlfriend ...His friend asks ""Does she have a sifter?"""
"I was walking down the street when I saw a black man carrying a tv... I could've swore it was mine, but then I remembered mine was at the house polishing my shoes."
"Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? ""Rude""olph"