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Joke of the Day
"If you ever need some really poor grammar I'm you're guy"
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"Went to the car wash and asked for one of those Brazilian wax jobs everyone's been talking about."
"My Obgyn suggested I cut carbs to maintain a healthier pregnancy weight. Frankly, I'd rather cut the Obgyn."
"*sits son down for the talk* You ready? ""Yeah"" Ok. When a man and a woman love each other- *pulls out Pokeball* -they throw this at a baby"
"Do you know how many planets are in the solar system? 7, after I destroy Uranus."
"What's the difference between a seal and a sealion? An electron"
"Two women are sitting together quietly . . ."
"Not a fan of APA MLA, however, was love at first cite."
"How do you convey body language? With your figure of speech"
"What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics? Gopher gold."