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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.!"

"What's a Jew's favorite classic rock song? Money - Pink Floyd"

"What do you call the sweat between two rednecks having sex? Relative humidity!"

"You know that one cow in the field that's like 200 yards away from all his cow friends just doing his own thing? That's me. I am that cow."

"He has the grocery Liszt What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket? I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet."

"Why a pirate could not spell iris? He had only one 'i'"

"My best friend was brutally murdered last week Its only now that I can look back and laugh. - Norm Macdonald"

"*puts stethoscope up to chest* Dr: I dont hear..U don't have a heart Karen ""Did my ex Kyle put u up to this?"" *Im in the bushes giggling*"

"Your Mom is so fat... That when she sat on a Iphone it turned into a Ipad."

"What should planes be made of to fend off islamists? Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!"