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Joke of the Day

"My best friend was brutally murdered last week Its only now that I can look back and laugh. - Norm Macdonald"

"""The first million is the hardest"" - Adolf Hitler"

"Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics? Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states."

"Just bought animal crackers and a kayak. I hate you Costco."

"What comes out my ass and smells like shit? The jokes on this subreddit"

"How do I like my eggs? Umm in a cake."

"I had to take my horse to get surgery last week. The doctor told me he's in stable condition."

"This evening I watched a Series of Unfortunate Events Then I turned off the news and watched Netflix."

"What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck? a daeshcam"

"A woman grows a plant in a blossoming business as a CEO."