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Joke of the Day

"He has the grocery Liszt What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket? I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet."

"Warning, you'll only get this if you understand a rudimentary amount of ancient Greek. When an ancient Athenian was asked whether he preferred the sand or the sea, he replied: Tha latta"

"""Weather on the 1s, Traffic on the 3s, We Hate You on the 2s, 4s, 5s, 6s, 7s, 8s, 9s, 10s, 11s, and 12s."""

"I got rid of 300 unnecessary lbs after 6 months. The divorce papers are finalized today."

"How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man? None"

"Kim Jong Un's fat could be evenly distributed among his people so that all are well fed :/"

"The Boston snowstorm so was bad the Canadians reported on it. They called it Tuesday."

"*follows Dreams* ~dream doesn't follow back~ ~unfollows Dream~"

"The bartender asks him ""What will you have"" A time traveller walks into a bar"

"I dont know if this is old but anyway What would you rate hitlers invasion of poland I personally would rate it nein out of ten Thankyou goodnight"