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Joke of the Day

"That kid didn't really find a lost Mayan city. The sites that promoted the story? I guess they'll issue a... Maya culpa."

"I've been on my best behavior ever since the words ""you can be charged as an adult"" applied to me"

"REMEMBER: It's not ""drinking alone""...if your kids are in the car with you."

"Boss:I need you to do something for me... Me:what? Boss:go on the jobcentre website and look for another job"

"What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera? A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots."

"You know you're a Star Trek fan when you... hate Voyager and you've only seen every episode one time."

"Batman can safe the world ,but clark kent"

"What do you call an egotistical anorexic? A selfie stick."

"[Marriage Counseling] Her: he always mixes two common sayings together that aren't relevant Me: well, blood is thicker than the early bird"

"HEY YOU! If you hadn't clicked this link you would be reading something else right now."