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Joke of the Day
"What's a Jew's favorite classic rock song? Money - Pink Floyd"
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"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who undertsand binary, and those who don't."
"What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian? Dental floss."
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"The M and the N are too close together on the keyboard, and now she wants to know why I keep calling her homey."
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"How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side."
"How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods? Pretty good!"