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Joke of the Day

"What should planes be made of to fend off islamists? Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!"

"What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !"

"Answer : Mrs.Claus Question : Who was the only person in history that was unhappy when Santa came early?"

"I Beat my wife like I Beat my Dick. All the time."

"So, a man walks into a bar... and he gets a bruise on his head. (Yes, I know its a bad joke.)"

"I wanted to tell a joke about the fluoride in our water making us complacent But I just don't care"

"What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine? Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interupti--- MOO!"

"A crocodile goes to the doctor.. It turns out the crocodile was suffering from ereptile dysfunction."

"When there's a police car behind you with their lights flashing... It means speed up, right?"