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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the sweat between two rednecks having sex? Relative humidity!"
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"It appears we have reached that day once again where all the Irish people get drunk and start fights tonight and skip work tomorrow. Monday."
"Scientists discover that Viagra can also be used to grow new bone."
"Broomhilda & Django Broomhilda never knows when Django is in the mood cause the D is silent."
"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows. But everyone's got an opinion."
"Apparently, one in every two and a half men has HIV. Sorry, Charlie. ^^^Though ^^^I ^^^can't ^^^say ^^^I'm ^^^surprised."
"Person: Raise your glasses! Me: Hahaha! *raises bottle*"
"A midget once smoked a lot of weed... He got medium."
"My jokes should be written on lollipop sticks So you can only see them if you suck as much as they do"
"Do hairy people get bed head all over? Ma'am, I just called to see if you're happy with your cell phone provider. But probably they do."