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Joke of the Day
"Why was the paper man sent to jail? He was caught rustling."
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"A physicist saw a man standing on a ledge The physicist yelled out ""Don't jump, you have so much potential!"""
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"What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel? A school shooting"
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"My friend recently bought a home near me at a local skimming pond It's only a stones throw away."
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