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Joke of the Day
"Under a bridge, harassing goats. That's how I troll."
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"was that your rat running around here? - it is not a rat, it is a dwarf doxie - my cat ate it, meaning that's rat"
"Catching imaginary characters ""How much time do you waste catching imaginary characters on your phone"" my father said to me as I was playing Pokemon Go. And then he left for the temple."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they are both stuck up bitches."
"How many 9 year olds does it take to change a lightbulb? Over 20, as my basement is still dark."
"Oscars night, Leonardo DiCaprio walks to the stage... Steve Harvey follows suit..."
"Did you hear about the priest who gardens? He tends to it religiously!"
"Me: Whatcha doin? 7: a stupid math paper Me: why stupid? 7: Sally has 3,000 pennies; really Sally? Get a debit card!"
"If you're American when you go into the toilet, and Asian when you come out, what are you on the toilet? European!"
"What nation is the most unjust? Discrimination"