87836

Joke of the Day

"Under a bridge, harassing goats. That's how I troll."

"Therapist: You need to focus on setting healthy boundaries. Me: *goes home* *puts broccoli around perimeter of donut box* *eats 12 donuts*"

"Really want to try out a career in tracing, or something along those lines."

"Went to the dog car dealership. I could tell the salespeople were friendly, since I got all the Volkswagen at me!"

"Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" was not the right answer."

"Did you hear about the bear that fell into water and disappeared? He was polar."

"An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve minors in here.""."

"the homeless woman I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."

"The pen is mightier than the sword ...except in basically every real life battle scenario"

"I did a theatrical performance on puns.. it was a play on words."