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"Reddit TIFU... ...since she said she wanted to be on top."
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"My Mexican friend told me this one. Whats an owl say? Quien?"
"Ahhh.......I love the sounds of autumn; that old familiar crunch of Halloween candy wrappers on the floor."
"A mushroom walks into a bar The bartender says: ""Get out of here! We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom says: ""Why not man? I really am a FunGi."""
"[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is 'contempt' ME: can you use it in a sentence? JUDGE: [mocking voice] can you use it in a sentence?"
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